Start with Thou, then choose one word from Column A, one from B and then add one from C to form a Shakespearean insult.

Example: Thou hideous hunch-backed malignancy!

COLUMN A COLUMN B COLUMN C
brazen clay-brained clot-pole
churlish dog-hearted crutch
distempered empty-hearted cutpurse
fitful evil-eyed dogfish
gnarling eye-offending egg-shell
greasy fat-kidneyed gull-catcher
grizzled heavy-headed hedge-pig
haughty horn-mad hempseed
hideous ill-bred jack-a-nape
jaded ill-composed malkin
knavish ill-nurtured malignancy
peevish lean-witted mannequin
pernicious lily-livered minimus
prattling mal-bred miscreant
purpled motley-minded moldwarp
queasy muddy-mettled nut-hook
rank onion-eyed pantaloon
reeky pale-hearted rabbit-sucker
roynish paper-faced rampallion
saucy pinch-spotted remnant
sottish raw-boned rudesby
unmuzzled rug-headed ruffian
vacant rump-fed scanting
waggish shag-eared scullion
wanton shrill-gorged snipe
wenching sour-faced water-fly
whoresome weak-hinged whipster
yeasty white-livered younker
iron-witted malt-worm
hunch-backed slattern